ApocalypticPegasi

So I just finished season 2 of FiM, and quite frankly, the last two episodes (25/26) are the darkest I've ever seen. And I'd like to ask, has anyone else noticed any kids shows getting steadily darker?

So I decided to marathon FiM to get up to speed on Season 2. While watching, I came across this gem of a quote from Rarity in "Dragon Quest":

"Fighting's not really my thing. I'm more into fashion, but I'll rip you to pieces if you touch one scale on his cute little head!"

Oh, by the way, yes Sam, I can watch it again.

I've decided that after my parents split up...again and everything else I've fucked up lately, that I'm in a rather bad mood. I lack the common sense to stay off DeviantART at such a time (insert comment from Sam who won't heed my warning, yet again). And quite frankly am open to ideas on how to die. Once again: Sam, I know you're going to read this, you always do. You don't like it? Un-fucking-watch me. Same goes for everyone else who is sick of me. (Probably all of you).

So I've been thinking about my actions over the past few weeks, and realised how hard I've been trying to get those I care about to hate me. Yes, it may seem like a dick move, but in the end, when I go fucking face down in a ditch, you won't care and will be happier for it. And for the person whom this addresses: I won't come crawling back. So just forget I exist or hand me the tools necessary to finish the job.

And if you read this Sam, is your fault. I did point out that it was Not Safe For Sam.

() Smoked A Cigarette
() Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex
(x) Are / Been In Love
() Dumped someone
(x) Been In A Fist Fight
(x) Had A Crush On An Older Person
(x) Skipped Class
(x) Seen Someone / Something Die
(x) Had / Have A Crush On One Of Your deviantart Friends
(x) Been On A Plane
(x) Thrown Up From Drinking
(x) Eaten Sushi
(x) Been in a Mosh Pit
(x) Been In An Abusive Relationship (If your relationship with yourself counts)
(x) Taken Pain Killers
(x) Liked/loved Someone Who You Cant Have
(x) Gone mudding (Oh lawdy, I miss NZ)
(x) Killed A Snake
(x) Stolen
() Been cheated on
(x) Been Misunderstood
() Been Suspended From School
(x) Had Detention
(x) Been In A Car / Motorcycle Accident (Does getting hit by a  car count?)
(x) Hated The Way You Look
(x) Witnessed A Crime
() Pole Danced
(x) Felt Like You Were Dying
(x) Cried Yourself To Sleep
(x) Paid For A Meal With Only Coins
(x) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't
(x) Made Prank Phone Calls
(x) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose
(x) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/Freezer/ice Cube
( ) Kicked A Fish
(x) Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes (My mates old band was pretty messed up...)
(x) Sat On A Roof Top
(x) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs
() Gone Streaking
(x) Visited Jail (I've been arrested for 10-15 minutes...)
(x) Played Chicken
() Been Told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger (Haven't even been told that by a friend)
() Broken A Bone (Tried so hard to, but haven't succeeded yet)
(x) Made A Porn Video/got asked to make one
(x) Laughed So Hard You Cried
(x) Cried So Hard You Laughed
() Mooned/Flashed Someone
(x) Had Someone Moon/Flash You
(x) Cheated On A Test (GODDAMN FRENCH)
() Gone Skinny Dipping
(x) Been Kicked Out Of Your House
() Black-Mailed Someone
(x) Been Black Mailed
(x) Been Used
(x) Fell Going Up The Stairs
() Licked A Cat
(x) Bitten Someone
(x) Licked Someone  
() Been shot at/or at gunpoint
(x) Flattened someones tires
(x) Rode in a car/truck until the gas light came on ( It can be off too?)
() Got five dollars or less worth of gas
(x) stabbed someone (If self counts)
(x) done any drugs
(x) made someone bleed (...Self again)
() Had sex in public
() Robbed someone
(x) Kissed someone

total: 50.

If you have 00-9 ... write [I'm a goody-goody]
If you have 10-20 ... write [I'm below average]
If you have 21-30 ... write [I'm average]
If you have 31-40 ... write [I'm a bad kid]
If you have 41-50 ... write [I'm a horrible person]
If you have 51-60 ... write [I should be in jail]
If you have 61-70 ... write [I should be dead]